ORGANIZE, COMMAND, DOMINATE, CARS

"MrPseudonym" (mrpseudonym) 10/03/2014 at 00:17 • Filed to: SHOOTING BRAKES, SHOOTING BRAKE SUPPORT GROUP, APPEAL TO OPPOS

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This is a message to all Oppos and Jalops.

Credit to Oppo user Lachlan.

Do you like this? Do you think that we NEED more Shooting Brake models? Because, if you do, then I have a proposition that involves four steps:

ORGANIZE: For the need to be expressed, we need to show it. We need to let them know, that the shooting brake is the sedan sexy-fyed. That it is the very expression of practical looking-goodness. We must organize into a group of the people who want more Shooting Brakes.

COMMAND: We must then tell them what we want. Pretty simple, right?

DOMINATE: We then get concepts, development, and production of the best thing since sliced tires (of those who oppose us.)

CARS: Drive, show off, respectfully hoon, and just do car-people things, with our new shooting brakes.

Pretty solid plan, right? If you like this, then I have a proposal for you: ORGANIZE, COMMAND, DOMINATE, CARS. We must form...

The International Shooting Brake Support Group.

With your help, we CAN do this. We CAN bring to justice the crime of not having enough shooting brakes. Today is a land full of boring sedans, but tomorrow is a day full of shooting brakes. We can do this, comrades. We will Organize. We will Command. We will Dominate. AND WE. WILL.

CARS.

I love you guys.

Pseudonym <3 you. Never forget, because he won't. >:P

RazoE > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 00:39

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ewww

MrPseudonym > RazoE 10/03/2014 at 00:41

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hahahaha >:)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 01:09

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I want a dodge shooting brake, just not that dodge. This dodge is better:

ihm96 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/03/2014 at 01:35

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Both are definitely worse than their normal counterparts and don't seem to add any functionality, speed or practicality

StingrayJake > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 01:36

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What's the opposite of "HNNNNNG" because that would be this.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ihm96 10/03/2014 at 01:37

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I think the Challenger is better than the viper, but ya totally agree

Jesse Shaffer > RazoE 10/03/2014 at 02:39

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If he'd had cut about 3/4 of that B pillar out, moved up the C-pillar accordingly and lined up the roof - you'd all be wagon worshiping this crap-fest.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > ihm96 10/03/2014 at 06:44

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How is more storage space not more practical? That is the entire point of a shooting brake, or any wagon for that matter.

spanfucker retire bitch > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 07:06

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KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

You don't mess with perfection. The Viper interior may need some updating, but the exterior sheet metal is damn near perfect.

kaheff (L20E) > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 07:21

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Does anyone know what happened to the Callaway Aerowagon?

Milky > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 08:16

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I would actually buy a shooting brake so hard. It fulfills my RWD coupe need, and my want for space.

William Byrd > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 08:44

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OCDS

Unfortunate acronym. haha

William Byrd > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/03/2014 at 08:46

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Looks like a Pacer. :(

Bluecold > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 08:58

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I must say, since the founding of the LMWDP (proud member #232), there has been an increase in home-use focused lever espresso machines.

So I think this initiative has a chance

ihm96 > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 10/03/2014 at 10:16

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Where is the extra storage space? Neither of them seem to have a hatch and both would add very little storage space. They both are going after a style rather than any real wagon like functionality

RazoE > Jesse Shaffer 10/03/2014 at 11:43

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I like a good shooting-brake, don't get me wrong. The window needs to be extended, and the rear needs a Dodge Magnum (!?)-esque treatment

DeLM > MrPseudonym 10/03/2014 at 11:56

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do hard tops count?

MrPseudonym > Bluecold 10/06/2014 at 10:03

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http://www.home-barista.com/levers/lmwdp-r…

LMWDP #232 Bluecold

What... what the hell? Lever Machine World Domination Plan? What?

MrPseudonym > William Byrd 10/06/2014 at 10:12

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OCDC, the new rock 'n' roll band, for car nerds.

Bluecold > MrPseudonym 10/06/2014 at 10:56

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You can't dominate the world if you're sleeping. It stands to reason that those who stay awake the best will dominate the world. The best espresso machines are lever machines. Don't fight it. Either join us while you can cheaply (srsly, ebay.it) or be forced to drink tea with the masses.